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Poll Results For November 2005

Friday, December 02, 2005

Not surprisingly, you degenerates have chosen wanting a hooker for Christmas the most. I am guessing all people who voted for the hooker as a gift were males. Next runner up is a very sensible but somewhat shocking 2nd place of the poll for giftcards. 4 people wanted a burrito for Christmas (yes, I voted for a burrito you fuckers). 3 People wanted a gun for a gift, 2 people wanted a shrunken head (I have looked it up on eBay before and the link is here). And last, we had 1 measly vote for a cute stuffed animal. This month's vote is for those who suffer from the depression of holidays and wish to express their love for their favorite alcoholic beverage. Me, I'm sticking with the Whiskey.


posted by aL, 8:53 PM


Oddly enough, the name Hooker comes from the civil war. There was a union general named Hooker, who was famous for the great number of prostitutes that followed his army. In honor of him they adopted his name. Thus, they're called Hookers to this very day.
commented by Anonymous Chris, 6:11 PM  

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