So You Hate Your Neighbor's Kid(s)...
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Ok, for the record I do have a kid so after reading this article, don't harass me with emails about how much I loathe children.
So you happen to have a neighbor who has a kid that annoys you to no end. "What can I do aL?" you ask? Well nothing is a nicer gesture than purchasing a nice toy that a child will love, appreciate and maybe choke on. What a nefarious deed you say, but where can I find such toys? Luckily for you, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission (take a breath now) has done the research for you, collected the data and put up a list of toys you should buy for children you hate (excellent, Smithers...). So what the hell are you waiting for, let's thin the population.