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Landscaper Zombies

Thursday, August 11, 2005


I was driving home today and on my horrendous drive I happened to notice a landscaping truck with the company name of Romero. Thinking about George Romero, I started to daydream about zombies. Then I came up with the idea that it would be cool to own a landscaping business where your employees had to dress up like zombies-wait, hear me out! So instead of waking up in the morning, hearing a lawnmower, peeking through a hole in the drapes to see sweaty mexicans, you would see zombies shuffling around in your yard with the pruning hedges, or sitting on a ride on lawnmower covered in rotting flesh and all that wonderful stuff. I personally think there could be a niche market in there, and if you take my idea, please send me a small royalty check.

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posted by aL, 1:51 PM

5 Comments:

This is a very funny post. LOL. I showed it to someone else and they had the same reaction.
commented by Blogger KOB, 1:23 AM  
thanks, I appreciate it.

~aL
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 10:07 AM  
I think that this plan of yours would work only if the customer were allowed to shoot them.
commented by Blogger Mister Jinxy, 11:18 PM  
That would be sweet. I call dibbs on the shotgun. No MS-13 hachet shit for me.
commented by Blogger aL, 11:51 PM  
Sounds like something outta Shaun of the Dead.
commented by Blogger Miss Penny Lane, 4:14 PM  

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