Thursday, August 11, 2005
I was driving home today and on my horrendous drive I happened to notice a landscaping truck with the company name of Romero. Thinking about George Romero, I started to daydream about zombies. Then I came up with the idea that it would be cool to own a landscaping business where your employees had to dress up like zombies-wait, hear me out! So instead of waking up in the morning, hearing a lawnmower, peeking through a hole in the drapes to see sweaty mexicans, you would see zombies shuffling around in your yard with the pruning hedges, or sitting on a ride on lawnmower covered in rotting flesh and all that wonderful stuff. I personally think there could be a niche market in there, and if you take my idea, please send me a small royalty check.