I am X81-60. I am here to service you sexually....
Friday, August 05, 2005
Most of the time at work I use the downstairs bathroom as the one on my floor is usually a sausage fest. So I was at work the other night at 1AM figured that if I hit the regualr bathroom then, I would not have to deal with hordes of managament mule. Lo and behold I saw this archaic box of shoe polishing sitting there. I had to take a pic. I got all warmed up and ready to polish my shoes and then found out that it was making noise but not actually functioning. DAMN! I was planning to whip out my IBM Thinkpad after that and give it a new coat of black.